Hi Hello,
So its finally October! Yayyyy *faint audience cheers in the background* And that means that I am in full on Autumn and Halloween mode right now. This weekend I will be painting my room (finally) and getting some lovely Autumn and Halloween decorations to put up. I will also be preparing for this Fun Fall Activities Party thingy that Im going to with my friends. There will be lots of fun fall and Halloween related foods and crafty stuff and decorations and just plain FUN. So that I am looking forward to!
But, that is not why I brought you all here today. (by the way, this blog is brought to you by my new laptop which was made possible by my school) No, the real reason why I'm typing this and you are reading is because I had some messed up dreams last night. And when I say messed up...I mean, they had no direction or point or plot or anything. Just a whole bunch of random happenings and scenarios that would never happen but hey..its my brain so you know..things happen.
So first, I had a dream that I was being chased by this crazy queen lady. In the dream, it felt like I was of some type of importance to her, like I knew the secret to something..i don't know, and she had me locked up in her mansion. But then I got away because the butler did not lock the door (i think he did that on purpose) and I started running and trying to get out and I kept having to hide behind things because I would see her walking around. But once I ran out the front door (why I went to the front door and not a side one Im not sure) all of a sudden I was in a mall. But the mall was part of her house as well and I had to keep running to get out. Last thing I remember is seeing a patch of grass outside the mall and running towards it when the security guard told me no running in the mall and then threw me in jail. End of dream. I think that security guard overreacted a little bit...but either way I never escaped and Im not sure what happened to me after that. Forever alone in a jail cell.
Second dream I had was I was in this hotel looking place and I was with all my close friends. Im not sure if we were on vacation or not but we were there and trying to find the pool. But we were avoiding someone for sure because we kept talking about this girl who we did not want to see there. But I remember having to go to the bathroom in the dream and walking in there and my friends following. And I had an awkward moment in my dream..(why does the awkwardness follow into my dreams?) I sat down on the toilet and my friends came in and just kept talking WHILE IM SITTING ON THE TOILET TRYING TO PEE! And I have shy pee syndrome in real life, like I cannot pee if someone is talking to me..so this was a true struggle in my dream. So I turned around and said, "excuse me, but can I have some privacy" and my friends just walked out and said "fine, we're going to the pool." Of which, I could not pee in my dream, and I decided to go to the pool with them and picked out a very odd swimsuit and put it on over my clothes and then proceeded to take my clothes off underneath my swimsuit as I was talking to my dad, Nathan Fillion. (Nathan Fillion is not actually my father, duh..i was just watching Castle before bed so that is probably why he made an appearance) Then I woke up actually having to pee and made the cold walk to the bathroom.
My last dream however is the strangest, but yet the shortest. I was in a department store, just minding my own business when this pregnant lady came in and started throwing stuff around. And I mean, like she was picking up check-out counters and throwing them across the room and just causing a big disturbance. While the cops arrived and they said that she is the pregnant PCP lady that they have been trying to catch for months. While right as they were trying to arrest her without dying, she started going into labor. And she gave birth right then and there and who pops out of that PCP raging body, but Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And he wasn't like a baby version, no, it was the fully grown holding his nuncucks in one hand and in the other a slice of pizza. End of dream.
Im not sure what I ate, or what I watched before bed last night, but I had a series of messed up, strange dreams last night. They started out just odd and random and then got strange and messed up as the morning grew closer. I just don't even know what to make of it. I'm not even going to try and figure out what they mean or anything. Just leaving them as is...
If you wish to decipher my dreams, or tell me strange dreams that you've had, pop them into the comments. I'm interested to know your thoughts.
Until next time my misfits,
Stefanie
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